Household Clutter Just Evidence of Life Itself

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I found a potato in my living room today. That's right. An Idaho spud - the stuff of Irish famines, what college students turn into soup when they have absolutely no other food options - peeking out indiscreetly from underneath my sofa.

I don't know why it was there. I don't want to know why. If I did, I'd be compelled to explain (in no particular order) the bow tie in our ventilation shaft, the socks in the freezer or the hermit crab in our foyer.

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Household Clutter Just Evidence of Life Itself

When you live with children, you come to expect that you will occasionally find tadpoles swimming in your toilet.

Actually, what you find on any given day isn't nea...

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